Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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