whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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