But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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