New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
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