So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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