when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
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So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
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