4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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