So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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