if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
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He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
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someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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