So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Someone shit on the floor
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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