i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
