Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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