Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Randomize
