Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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