It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
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Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
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Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
i out mim tonsoeep
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