Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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