Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
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I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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