He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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