so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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