Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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