Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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