He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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