I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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