Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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