so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
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