i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
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Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
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Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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