Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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