I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
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