so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT