why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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