Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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