I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
My feet surprised me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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