i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
