I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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