But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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