It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
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Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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