Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
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Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
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so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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