what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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