im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just found a bag of chex mix in my clutch
You were feeding it to the bartender last night
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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