road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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