I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
In America we eat man semen.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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