There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
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Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
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I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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