Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
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You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
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He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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