quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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