The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
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The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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