Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
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trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
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did you just send me my own nude
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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