the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
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