do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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