My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I supernannyed him into submission
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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