I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
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By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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