Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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