return my video game
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
even my farts smell like vagina
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
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sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
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Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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