Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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