She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
I'm having to shit out rocks
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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